Holiday Photo Caption Contest

Insert your caption here to win!

Congrats to Richard, whose post #72 wins the prize–all of his scanning charges, waived!

The holidays are always full of everything–the good, the bad, and the ugly. And also, we should say, the hilarious.

The photo above is from one of our employee family collections (scanned by ScanCafe, naturally). For fun, write your own funny, fitting, and clever caption for this photo. On Monday, we’ll choose a winner from among all the folks who place orders this weekend, and we’ll waive all scanning charges on their order!

Just post your caption by commenting on this blog post below. Be sure to use the same email address that you used in your order with us, so we can contact you if you win.

User Comments

  1. December 17th, 2009 Don Blohowiak

    You’re sure this is mine?!

  2. December 17th, 2009 Don Blohowiak

    It USED to fit!

  3. December 17th, 2009 Don Blohowiak

    You said the RED one, right?

  4. December 17th, 2009 Don Blohowiak

    What happened to the rest of it?

  5. December 17th, 2009 Jim Sanford

    I knew I should have skipped that brownie!

  6. December 17th, 2009 Jim Sanford

    Maybe I should have read the measurement directions on the website.

  7. December 17th, 2009 Jim Sanford

    I want to be a Cardinal when I grow up.

  8. December 17th, 2009 Jim Sanford

    Mom, I don’t even think they’re doing a remake of the Wizard of Oz.

  9. December 17th, 2009 Jim Sanford

    This is SO last year!

  10. December 17th, 2009 Jim Sanford

    We grow. Get over it.

  11. December 17th, 2009 Jim Sanford

    Didn’t anyone tell Grandma that I’m a big girl now?

  12. December 17th, 2009 Jim Sanford

    it was the only clean dress I had!

  13. December 17th, 2009 Jim Sanford

    See! I Can dress myself!

  14. December 17th, 2009 Rafe Harwood

    Sally realized that the new outfit for her dolls was not intended for her.

  15. December 17th, 2009 David Welch

    What? I can’t hear you. There’s a giant tutu on my head!

  16. December 17th, 2009 andrea

    See Mom, I told you it still fits!

  17. December 17th, 2009 Emily Read

    Merry Christmas!

  18. December 17th, 2009 Jeff Craw

    And the angel of the Lord looked a wee bit confused!

  19. December 17th, 2009 Joe Wise

    What, you think this is funny? You should try eating this way.

  20. December 17th, 2009 Randy Bonnema

    Watchout NFL, here I come!!!

  21. December 17th, 2009 Eric Ferguson

    Now Grab the ends and Jump!

  22. December 17th, 2009 Mark Ross

    Mom, couldn’t we just buy some earmuffs.

  23. December 17th, 2009 Craig Von Kohorn

    Photo caption contest – Hey, it could worse, it could be a lampshade….

  24. December 17th, 2009 James Madden

    Did not get the picture so I cannot give a caption. Your message refers to the “picture above” but there is no picture.

  25. December 17th, 2009 James Madden

    I guess you have really grown this year.

  26. December 17th, 2009 MURRAY RUDNICK


  27. December 17th, 2009 Dan

    Is this what the Dutch Masters made their subjects wear?

  28. December 17th, 2009 Stephen Packer

    It’s spaghetti night. Safety first!

  29. December 17th, 2009 ann miller

    Is this hat upside down? I can’t get the ear flaps to stay on my ears.

  30. December 17th, 2009 Elizabeth Durham

    Can you give me a second to try it on? Geez!

  31. December 17th, 2009 John

    Does this make me look short?

  32. December 17th, 2009 Tom Brown

    “Uh oh! If the Sugarplum Fairy music starts, I’m toast!

  33. December 18th, 2009 Sarah

    What do you mean it doesn’t go around my neck? It looks fabulous!

  34. December 18th, 2009 Robert McIntosh

    Look Mom, I’m a red-ruffed chameleon

  35. December 18th, 2009 Robert McIntosh

    Will now place my order…

  36. December 18th, 2009 Tommy

    ‘It’s just Tutu small!’


    ‘These straps go over my ears?’

  37. December 18th, 2009 Diane

    We’re going to ballet just to WATCH the Nutcracker ?!?

  38. December 18th, 2009 John and Kathy Willson

    “Collar Blind”

  39. December 18th, 2009 John and Kathy Willson

    ” collar blind”

  40. December 19th, 2009 Dave

    The zipper goes in the back?

  41. December 19th, 2009 Olin Jones

    I thought I ordered a large

  42. December 19th, 2009 Josephine

    Mom, I look like a scared gecko!

  43. December 19th, 2009 Josephine

    Mom, I look like an angry gecko!

  44. December 19th, 2009 Jason

    “We come in peace!”

  45. December 19th, 2009 Jim DeVries

    Is this the right end?

  46. December 19th, 2009 Mike

    Hey Mom, how do you like my new necklace?

  47. December 19th, 2009 Joy

    Got tutu?

  48. December 19th, 2009 Heather Roebuck

    Well…..I thought I wanted a tutu.

  49. December 19th, 2009 Gerald Shonkwiler

    Hey, I’m like any other prima donna ballerina. I put my tutu on one head at a time.

  50. December 19th, 2009 Craig

    A rose by any other name?

  51. December 19th, 2009 Claudine Simpson

    I thought you said it was a Queen Victoria play

  52. December 20th, 2009 sandy lankford

    Hey Now I am ready to dance the Watusi !

  53. December 20th, 2009 Dennis

    I love my tutu…

  54. December 20th, 2009 Susan Scharenbergs

    Adults seem to think this is cute. I’m embarrassed!

  55. December 20th, 2009 ali

    I know skinny jeans are in this year, but skinny tutus?

  56. December 20th, 2009 Doug Mitchell

    Thanks, I’m a freaking Whac-A-Mole…

  57. December 20th, 2009 Shannon Hankes

    They said the eighties were coming back, but this is crazy!

  58. December 20th, 2009 Spring Strahm

    The rare and endangered aerial jellyfish, the Crimson Tutu-ruff, claims another victim. Signs of attack include difficulty breathing, loss of appetite, impairment of peripheral vision, loss of coordination particularly in the arms and, in cases when the victim survives to adulthood, deep emotional scaring.

  59. December 20th, 2009 Fred Schaff

    When will she learn that some things go on from the bottom up, not from the top down ??

  60. December 20th, 2009 Christopher Gengaro

    Maybe I should have tried putting it on feet first.

  61. December 20th, 2009 Gerald

    OK, tell me who invented this thing!

  62. December 20th, 2009 Robert McDaniel

    Mom, tell me I look good! Tell me I look good!

  63. December 20th, 2009 walter schneider

    Does this make my hips look to big?

  64. December 20th, 2009 Margaret Morrison

    I thought I really was Cinderella or at least a little princess!!!

  65. December 20th, 2009 Lisa

    Guess I can’t dress up like my Barbie anymore!

  66. December 20th, 2009 Bob Wilson

    Mommy, you said it had to cover my cheeks.

  67. December 20th, 2009 Rich Lorenzo

    Did Aunt Sally include a gift receipt?

  68. December 20th, 2009 James Kinsey

    Mom, they are not wearing collars this big this year!

  69. December 20th, 2009 Valerie Diggs

    All I want to be for Christmas is a Clown!!

  70. December 20th, 2009 Victor

    Am I doing this right?

  71. December 20th, 2009 James P. Staes

    Golly, this skirt fit last year!

  72. December 20th, 2009 Richard Leng

    Put the Camera down and help me fix this!

  73. December 20th, 2009 Elliot Bloom

    Way to go, Scarlet!

  74. December 20th, 2009 PD Perry

    What do mean Elizabethan collars are so last year?!?

  75. December 20th, 2009 Timothy Thut

    Can I fly now?

  76. December 20th, 2009 John Kloehr

    Its just a little snug..can you give me a hand?

  77. December 20th, 2009 Dawn Trouard

    All ruffed up and nowhere to go.

  78. December 20th, 2009 Julianne

    Jem…is Truly Outrageous, truly, Truly, Truly Outrageous!!

  79. December 20th, 2009 Theresa

    Ballet is a pain in the neck

  80. December 20th, 2009 Tom Counts

    Are these ear straps?

  81. December 21st, 2009 Deborah K

    I’ll stand in this corner like a ballerina and Santa won’t even notice me peeking!

  82. December 22nd, 2009 Joe

    No, don’t take my picture like this and post it for everyone to see!

  83. January 15th, 2010 Allyn Dunn

    What do you mean I’m not doing it right?

  84. January 18th, 2010 Adam Spicar

    Red tutu? I wanted a pink tutu!!!

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